In the great fashion of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if...", here is a list of "You might be an AC contributor if...". If you are an Associated Content contributor, enjoy recognizing yourself in the list below.
Feel free to add your own in the form of a comment below. Have fun and keep writing!
You might be an AC contributor if...
-You dream in SEO.
-When your spouse nags, you can pick out the keywords.
-When you're struggling for article ideas and you think that an article about the disgusting stuff you found in your kid's jeans pocket is a good idea.
- When you turn on the computer to check page view updates before you turn on the coffee pot in the mornings.
- Seeing a heart monitor makes you want to check your account page.
- You can form a keyword cloud in your head just by reading a magazine article.
- When you make a reference to being "Darnelled" to your family without giving thought that they have no clue what you are talking about.
Care to add yours below?